I have a grand total of ten days holiday a year yes you can count
1,
2,3,
4......
10 measly days!!!! but there is a saving grace Public holidays so if anyone wants to come and see me and experience the sights, sounds and smells (ergh) of East Village you may be interested in the following:-
January 1st New Year
Febuary 21st Presidents Day (Yes Hugh I was off today you could have arrived this morning!)
May 30th Memorial Day
July 4th Forth of July (How Original!)
September 5th Labor Day
November 24th Thanksgiving
November 25th Even more Thanksgiving
December 24th X-mas eve (to you English folk that's Christmas, baby Jesus stuff and what not!)
December 25th X-mas (you think I would be working)
PS you had better send some pressies!
PPS My calender is getting busy so hurry!
Hugh is arriving in a couple of hours
Madoka's arriving on the 25th March
Parents arriving some time in September
Friends/Family to Confirm date (in Alphabetical order)
THE LIST (if your names not down your not comming in!!)**Andy Birds + Tracy Anne
Bob Spyt
Chris Price
David Hobbs
Ed Bennett + Little Miss teacher
Jamie Blake + Possey
Madoka Sakano
Madoka (2)
Madoka (3)
Madoka (4) [Holiday]
Madoka (5) Only kidding I dont think your made of money! (honest)
Michael Newman + Trouble (in a nice way)
Sarah Pratt + Bob the Builder
........ Anyone else
Dont think if your not on the list your not invited
** (see small print)**Small Print[Simply post $2000 [minimum] to my work address in a sealed manila envelope [Fed Ex preferable] and I will add you name to this highly exclusive selection of VIP'S Penhouse Apartment suite Guaranteed [no chance of refund ask for written details and i probably wont be arsed to send them. subect to change. subject to better offer. Subject to if im in the mood. Penthouse owner has the right to insult any guests at any time given any excuse.]
Please note as VIP's inform me as to when they have booked the flight I will endeavour to update an re-issue the Blog
Happy bargin flight hunting!!